The billionaire's way to die: 12K feet underwater

Everybody knows that this is how a billionaire should be crushed to death. I used to date a girl who looked worryingly but also excitingly like Ms Onatopp.


I feel bad for the boy however, misadventure by the adults and so it goes but his aunt said he didn't want to go, just did it to please his father on father's day.
 
You don't see my boy Elon strapping his ass onto the top of a Spacex rocket.
Why is that? Because. The world needs him. As does the stock. Smart cookie that Elon.

Now if anyone gets to die doing crazy stuff like that with honor.... it will be Sir Richard, god love him. You can bet he's not gonna check out lying in a bed somewhere dying of some disease.
 
Son didn't want to go. They were warned about carbon fiber. It was quick.
Strange... Steel is a proven material but they used carbon fibre.

Carbon fibre rigidity is lousy.

Next time they will use spider web.
 
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Everybody knows that this is how a billionaire should be crushed to death. I used to date a girl who looked worryingly but also excitingly like Ms Onatopp.


I feel bad for the boy however, misadventure by the adults and so it goes but his aunt said he didn't want to go, just did it to please his father on father's day.

+1000. If ima get crushed to death, that's how I wanna go, in hot pink, not blue saltwater lol. One of my favorite 007 clips.


ps hope the date went well :D
 
Canadians are too risk averse :) OK, with polar bears I'd be risk averse too but sometimes you just go f-it! let's climb into an experimental sub that lots of experts say is dangerously untested...

Let's assume they didn't know that last part.
Well, I certainly go full Canadian when it comes to unnecessary risk. Heck, I sometimes even have my citizenship papers at the ready when it comes to necessary risk. I guess billionairedom isn't in the cards for me. On the plus side, we shell dwellers have a pretty good life expectancy.

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At the Libertarian Utopia. If cryptobros don't want oversight, fine. But don't come to the US justice system when your Bahama based broker gets "hacked" and all your money is gone.

If a submarine company operating on international waters gets into trouble, pay the cost of the search BEFORE we send out the first rescue boat. That is what libertarianism is all about. (and Ayn Rand died on social security)
Yeah, but fuck Ayn Rand and her faux libertarianism.

But I agree with you about the cryptobros.
 
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