WOW!!!
A couple of days of not tuning in to this nonsense, and there is so much, that it would be beyond my patience (or caring really), to catch up on this thread. My DSL is down for some reason I don't understand. Using dial up.....well that is enough to discourage anyone from connecting to the internet. So I missed all the valuable last hundred or so posts
I feel like I should change my handle to DrFrankenstein, since I have obviously created a monster. I thought the thread would go 1 or 2 pages. I tried to just bust a little on Faster for laughs, but the fanatics took over the asylum, and now here we are about a million posts later.
Funny thing is that I also started the now infamous "Superstition, Luck and Voodo" thread. Which, I guess by no small coincidence also quickly evolved from a lighthearted premise to a never ending debate on God and religion.
Now I appreciate a good debate as much as the next guy. But this isn't a debate, this is an argument (by most of the regular posters in this thread) that will not and can not be won. Tdolt (® IMissedTheBoat, 2002) will always be a narrow minded intolerant freak, and Dan and Axeman and Faster and the rest will only get headaches from banging their heads against the brick wall that is the ThunderJesusFire&Brimstone guy.
Then there is our little pal aphie, who has to post in every thread, because he is the most important non trading child registered on ET. And the knowledge he imparts to us is priceless. Or useless. Or something with the suffix of "less".
Gordon Gekko (and his mom) will always delight us with his (and her) insightful observations. I can tease GG, but who is smarter than a guy that can express so much so succinctly? I mean "LOL"...how much more concise can one get? Yes, sometimes he gets a little wordy and gives us a "hehehehe", but that is when he puts on his Darkhorse Hat. But normally he is more of an E=MC2 kind of guy.
And where is Darkhorse? I miss him. Never understood what he said, but he said it all so eloquently.
Well I don't know why I am writing this. I was asleep, woke up, and couldn't fall back to sleep. It's late (almost 3 am), and I guess it must just be delirium taking over my brain. And guilt for not having made a post in more than my alloted time.
Sorry guys. Oh, and I have a 7:30 am Tee time. I am sure I will be quite sharp on the links today. NOT!
But now I feel better. I have made my useless post and don't feel the extreme guilt for not having done it sooner. I shall now sleep like a baby (but not for too long....gotta go out and slam a few 120 yard drives with the big gun).
So good night, good morning, good whatever it is to whoever it is wherever they may be.
Oh, I almost neglected to mention.......I spoke with God again today. He called me from a remote location. He wasn't real specific about his whereabouts. He was using the satellite phone I had Santa deliver to him last year as a gift on my behalf. He sounded like he was shivering a bit. I bet he was someplace cold. I know he has used Superman's Fortress of Solitude on occasion. That would be my first guess as to His whereabouts. Why he goes there I can only guess....I think he likes to stay away from heat, since heat is more the domain of his nemesis.
Anyway, God did tell me that if I really wanted salvation, I had to ask Tdolt (® IMissedTheBoat, 2002) what brand of religion I need to adhere to. I told HIM that I already asked more than once, and have not yet gotten an answer. So God then told me about how Tdolt ® works in mysterious ways. So there you have it. A very expensive phone conversation (I accepted the charges collect), and I still don't know how to avoid eternal damnation. I hope my personal social relationship with God may juice me into heaven, but I can't count on any favors. He tends to stick to the rules, and grants very little favoritism based on personal relationships and such. Some of you don't know, but God's last job was a Major League Umpire, so he has that kind of demeanor. He got screwed in that walkout a few years back, and had to take up a new profession. He told me it pays poorly. His middle and upper management guys do well, but being the top banana is sort of like, "hey, you got all the power, you don't need the money". But sadly, he calls me collect, because money does count, and power isn't everything.
Now with this sleep deprivation, my drives are now expected to be more in the 90-95 yard range. Means I should be smacking my 3 irons a good 70, and my 8 iron should be just the ticket for those "gimme" puts. Can't wait!
Peace, and good nonsense to all,
DrFrankenstein (aka Rs7)
