Regarding the Existence or Absence of God

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OH FORGIVE ME...CARE TO TELL US ALL WHAT YOUR GAAADS' LIMITATIONS ARE???
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Hey, Mr. Evolution thumper, has it ever occured to your feeble little dimtwit mind that evolution might not stop with us, but work for all systems in the universe? Has it ever occured to you that it could go so far as to create a being that would appear godlike to us? Would that mean that this "god" being was all-knowing and powerful?

In the absolute sense, no. In the relative sense, sure.

You just have a serious problem accepting that there is more to life than you can comprehend. Science won't answer all the questions -- if anything, it just keeps bringing up deeper ones.

Ps: Go play with John Conway's "Game of Life" and entertain yourself for a few hours.
 
The reason why no one's answering the Pussy's question is because it doesn't make sense! The question posed by SlowerClitoris was "Why did God create worms in this speck of a rock in the gigantic universe?"

How fucking profoundly stupid.
 
Originally posted by aphexcoil


Hey, Mr. Evolution thumper, has it ever occured to your feeble little dimtwit mind that evolution might not stop with us, but work for all systems in the universe? Has it ever occured to you that it could go so far as to create a being that would appear godlike to us? Would that mean that this "god" being was all-knowing and powerful?

In the absolute sense, no. In the relative sense, sure.

You just have a serious problem accepting that there is more to life than you can comprehend. Science won't answer all the questions -- if anything, it just keeps bringing up deeper ones.

Ps: Go play with John Conway's "Game of Life" and entertain yourself for a few hours.
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NO NO WE WILL GET TO ALL THAT (IF YOU MAKE IT THERE)...ANSWER THIS QUESTION YOU DIMWIT...



WHAT LIMITATIONS DOES YOUR GOD HAVE???


AFTERALL, IT IS *YOU* WHO STATED THAT HE IS NOT OMINIPOTENT.


BTW, IF YOU CONTINUE TO SKIRT THIS QUESTION (AND I EXPECT YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS IN A MILLION YEARS) I WILL HOUND YOU HERE TILL THE END OF YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE...

HEHEHEHEHEHh!


WELLL???????????????


HERE IT IS AGAIN JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED
 
Originally posted by goldenarm
The reason why no one's answering the Pussy's question is because it doesn't make sense! The question posed by SlowerClitoris was "Why did God create worms in this speck of a rock in the gigantic universe?"

How fucking profoundly stupid.
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OH REALLY, AND WHY DOESNT IT MAKE SENSE???


INTELLIGENCE HAS A REASON FOR ITS ACTIONS, DOESENT IT??
 
Who KNOWS what limitations God has and who the f@*% cares? It's irrelevant to the discussion at hand! Do you think dogs know what the limitations of mankind are? Does that stop them from realizing that we can end their existence? You don't make a whit of sense you pseudo-intellectual windbag!
 
Another common and fallacious argument from someone
who doesnt have a clue how evolution works.
Your post clearly shows you havent the faintest clue
what or how evolution occurs.

Evolution does not claim that complex things randomly
appear like your building example.

If you had ACTUALLY read the Blind Watchmaker, as
you claimed, you would not be making such silly analogies.


And you STILL have not answered my question
regarding who designed your complex creator.

Because your position is not defendable.

peace


axeman



Originally posted by aphexcoil
Pussy,

I have to admit, I was wrong. I was driving to Mcdonalds to pick up some chicken Mcnuggets when it occured to me that the building just erected itself from no where. It then occured to me that I was driving this car that somehow just managed to put itself together, evolving after many decades from being just a 15 mph black box.

Then, as I was sitting in the drive-thru waiting for the car in front of me to finish her order, a profound moment washed over the core of my being. I suddenly realized that nothing is ever created and that evolution simply explains everything. Regardless of the fact that the ingredients for evolution had to be present from somewhere, it slowly sank in that my attempt to justify the presense of a god was simply pointless.

As I pulled up to the speaker, I realized it was my turn to order. The young teenage guy asked in a curious but bored tone, "Welcome to Mcdonalds, can I take your order?" I then felt this urge to scream, "THERE IS NO GOD!" There was a pause as I heard some murmuring between the teenage late shift crew, and then he came back and said, "I'm sorry sir, could you repeat your order?"

I then screamed, "GOD!!! DAMN YOU! THERE IS NO GOD!! YOU'RE ALL JUST MONKEYS WITH WALKIE TALKIES STRAPPED TO YOUR ASSES!" At this point, there was another pause (longer) and then I heard, "Please hold, sir." So I waited and then heard a female come on and she said, "This is the shift-manager, can I help you sir?" Well, obviously I wanted her to know this profound truth that Fasterpussycat has bestowed upon us, so I said in a loud yet confident voice, "PUT GOD ON!" Well, at this point she asked me to drive to the window because she was having trouble understanding me.

I pulled up to the window and she looked at me and said, "You're aphexcoil from EliteTrader, right? I read your shit all the time! You rule! Tell Pussycat to go fuck himself!"

See? Even Mcdonalds knows ...
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AFTERALL, IT IS *YOU* WHO STATED THAT HE IS NOT OMINIPOTENT.
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Don't play these semantic debating games with me. I did not state that he is NOT OMNIPOTENT -- I merely corrected you when you assumed that we all thought he was -- THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

Can you pick up on that difference??
 
Originally posted by goldenarm
Who KNOWS what limitations God has and who the f@*% cares? It's irrelevant to the discussion at hand! Do you think dogs know what the limitations of mankind are? Does that stop them from realizing that we can end their existence? You don't make a whit of sense you pseudo-intellectual windbag!
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YOU SEEM TO KNOW HIS OTHER ACTIONS..THAT IS NOT PROBLEMATIC TO YOU.

YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM ASSERTING HIS EXISTENCE NOT ONLY IN THE ABSCENCE OF EVIDENCE BUT IN THE FACE OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!

YOU CANT EVEN SURMISE WHY AN OMNIPOTENT ALL-KNOWING ALL-POWERFUL BEING WOULD BOTHER HIMESELF TO CREATE YOU.
 
Originally posted by FasterPussycat


YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM ASSERTING HIS EXISTENCE NOT ONLY IN THE ABSCENCE OF EVIDENCE BUT IN THE FACE OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!

YOU CANT EVEN SURMISE WHY AN OMNIPOTENT ALL-KNOWING ALL-POWERFUL BEING WOULD BOTHER HIMESELF TO CREATE AN OBVIOUS INTELLECTUAL SCREWBALL SUCH AS YOU.
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Firstly, evidence of God's existence lies in the Bible. If someone accepts the Bible as factual, then that is sufficient evidence UNLESS some other evidence can unequivocally prove that it is wrong. So far in mankind's history, nothing has emerged to accomplish this.

Secondly, if you want to discern WHY God created mankind, then read the Book of Genesis! Maybe God created us to kill some time while waiting for his intergalactic train. Maybe He IS the single most powerful entity in the universe. Maybe He is an under-performing science student at the University of Alpha Centauri and we are a remedial experiment on his petri dish. The point is, from our point of view, it doesn't fucking matter! As far as WE are concerned, God is the single most powerful entity in our measly universe and He can snuff our existence like maggots! So quit asking why, why, WHY? You sound like a whiny, snot-nosed wise ass punk from kindgarten!

Give me a more intelligent question !
 
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