Originally posted by aphexcoil
Pussy,
I have to admit, I was wrong. I was driving to Mcdonalds to pick up some chicken Mcnuggets when it occured to me that the building just erected itself from no where. It then occured to me that I was driving this car that somehow just managed to put itself together, evolving after many decades from being just a 15 mph black box.
Then, as I was sitting in the drive-thru waiting for the car in front of me to finish her order, a profound moment washed over the core of my being. I suddenly realized that nothing is ever created and that evolution simply explains everything. Regardless of the fact that the ingredients for evolution had to be present from somewhere, it slowly sank in that my attempt to justify the presense of a god was simply pointless.
As I pulled up to the speaker, I realized it was my turn to order. The young teenage guy asked in a curious but bored tone, "Welcome to Mcdonalds, can I take your order?" I then felt this urge to scream, "THERE IS NO GOD!" There was a pause as I heard some murmuring between the teenage late shift crew, and then he came back and said, "I'm sorry sir, could you repeat your order?"
I then screamed, "GOD!!! DAMN YOU! THERE IS NO GOD!! YOU'RE ALL JUST MONKEYS WITH WALKIE TALKIES STRAPPED TO YOUR ASSES!" At this point, there was another pause (longer) and then I heard, "Please hold, sir." So I waited and then heard a female come on and she said, "This is the shift-manager, can I help you sir?" Well, obviously I wanted her to know this profound truth that Fasterpussycat has bestowed upon us, so I said in a loud yet confident voice, "PUT GOD ON!" Well, at this point she asked me to drive to the window because she was having trouble understanding me.
I pulled up to the window and she looked at me and said, "You're aphexcoil from EliteTrader, right? I read your shit all the time! You rule! Tell Pussycat to go fuck himself!"
See? Even Mcdonalds knows ...