I used to work for the post office. Never finished my route on time, they always had to send help. I thought I'd get my ass chewed out, nope. BUT one day........ I shit you not...... I was reassigned to Express Mail.
A woman was shopping in the local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloaded her items at the cash register to pay, a guy standing behind her in line watched her place the four items on the belt and stated with assurance: "You must be single."
The woman looked at the four items on the belt, saw nothing unusual about her selection and said: "That's right. How on earth did you know?"