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I used to work for the post office. Never finished my route on time, they always had to send help. I thought I'd get my ass chewed out, nope. BUT one day........ I shit you not...... I was reassigned to Express Mail.
 
A woman was shopping in the local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloaded her items at the cash register to pay, a guy standing behind her in line watched her place the four items on the belt and stated with assurance: "You must be single."


The woman looked at the four items on the belt, saw nothing unusual about her selection and said: "That's right. How on earth did you know?"


He replied: "Because you're ugly."

:D
 
Q. What happens when a banker and a hooker spend the night togethor ?

A. Next morning the banker wants the hooker to accept an i.o.u.
 
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Q. What happens when a California State Legislator and a hooker spend the night togethor ?

A. Next morning the California State Legislator wants the hooker to accept an i.o.u.
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Fixed it for you. :D
 
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