Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[kmanas]

The food crisis will be over when Chuck Norris is done with his breakfast !

 

[wiesman02]

Quote from kmanas:

The food crisis will be over when Chuck Norris is done with his breakfast !

I heard otherwise. I heard it was when your mother is done with breakfast.


*Score 1 for the home team *

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from wiesman02:

I heard otherwise. I heard it was when your mother is done with breakfast.


*Score 1 for the home team *

When Chuck Norris gets flamed, he goes to the guys' hometown and calls the ass-wipe out in front of his house.

 

[Mr_Black]

when Chuck trades he wears a camouflage and paint his face so he can snick behind Mr. Market and cut his throat

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris went long corn. Now everyone calls him the "A" corn.

 

[ers811]

PBR follows Chuck Norris, finding oil in the path of his thunderous footsteps!

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris took his series 7. Guess what he got on it?

Drool.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

Chuck Norris took his series 7. Guess what he got on it?

Drool.

I crack myself up.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck Norris took one look at SCT, laughed ... pulled out his gun and blew jack hershey away.

This is the first known jack-attack to have happened in the history of trading ... but many more have followed since then.

 

[Ivanovich]

Quote from Mr_Black:

when Chuck trades he wears a camouflage and paint his face so he can snick behind Mr. Market and cut his throat

Everyone gives Chuck the finest meats and cheeses.