Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[nutmeg]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

Chuck Norris took one look at SCT, laughed ... pulled out his gun and blew jack hershey away.

This is the first known jack-attack to have happened in the history of trading ... but many more have followed since then.

Jack-attack corrupted to "Jacked"

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "SCT is jacked".

 

[mogul]

Chuck Norris scalps the old fashioned way: with a tomahawk.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from nutmeg:

Jack-attack corrupted to "Jacked"

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "SCT is jacked".

 

[eamers]

Chuck Norris only knows one chart pattern... profit

 

[eamers]

Chuck Norris goes long SPY and SDS, wins on both.

 

[Uncle_Ho]

One day Chuck Norris decided to drive to work instead of trade from his home. The effect was $132 crude oil the next day.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Gas prices have no effect on Chuck Norris. He is his own gas station as he drinks crude and pisses premium unleaded.

 

[Mr_Black]

once Chuck was trading on the pit floor ....it was massacre...blood and guts all over the place...he call this a choppy market

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris got a hard on and the crack of dawn wasn't even safe.

 

[Mr_Black]

Price action gives to old Chuck a boner it looks to him like lap dance