Chuck Norris Trading Facts

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BCF Bartosz

Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web.

If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ..

Here is some I made up that only traders will understand..

Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET.
Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs.
Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses.
Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare!

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Feel free to add your own!
 
Quote from BCF Bartosz:

Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web.

If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ..

Here is some I made up that only traders will understand..

Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET.
Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs.
Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses.
Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare!

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Feel free to add your own!
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When Chuck Norris was a Trainee learning to trade, the Markets adapted to him.
 
On the morning of March 17th, 2008, the market was threatening to follow through on the BSC news and make it a black Monday.

Chuck put his hands on his hips, looked the market in the eye, and said "I don't think so".

The rest is history.
 
Ken Lay did not die of a random heart attack.

It was caused by a prank phone call advising him that Chuck Norris had taken a loss on a small investment in Enron. All of his organs ceased functioning almost immediately out of fear.

The story cannot be corroborated because Chuck Norris vaporized the prankster.

Nobody, and I mean, NOBODY, tells a lie about Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.

The lie was not that Chuck Norris owned Enron. He did. But he didn't lose money. He made a huge profit on his LONG investment in Enron.

Nobody has the guts to question how.
 
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