Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[Rearden Metal]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris has never filed a tax return.
Every year he just mails the IRS a picture of himself poised in a crouched position, ready to attack.

 

[Rearden Metal]

Quote from jjk2:

Chuck Norris is gay, and everyone here except me.

Sadly, jjk2 is now a lifeless corpse.
However, Chuck Norris never touched him- He just called up God and gave the order.

 

[tcosync]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a trading edge... He IS the EDGE!

 

[APA]

THE reason FED is increasing supply of money is because Chuck believes that more is better

 

[circadian]

In the summer of 2004, chuck norris was on vacation with his family near Sumatra, Indonesia. Chuck decided he wanted to do a cannon-ball into the ocean.....the result was a tsunami that claimed the lives of over 200,000. Yes, even killing is a recreational sport for chuck.

 

[bahdabing]

Every time chuck Norris farts, the Fed lowers the rate 1 basis point.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

X_TRADER by Trading Technologies International pays Chuck Norris a Licensing Fee.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck Norris tells the brokerages what his margin requirements are.

 

[bahdabing]

On the 8th Day, God created Chuck Norris.

 

[fireatwill]

Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn’t have to pull your finger. He just gives your finger a dirty look and you fart.