Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[oraclewizard77]

Chuck Norris is always on the right side of the market. When the market goes down, he makes money. When the market goes up, he makes money.

If the market does not go up or down, he drop kicks the market.

 

[88888accountant]

Quote from bahdabing:

On the 8th Day, God created Chuck Norris.

 

[amitman]

One of chuck norris first action movies was called "Price action"...

 

[jjk2]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

Sadly, jjk2 is now a lifeless corpse.
However, Chuck Norris never touched him- He just called up God and gave the order.

i still think hes gay....

 

[smilingsynic]

When Chuck spoke, E.F. Hutton did not listen.

No more E.F. Hutton.

 

[smilingsynic]

He does not give fill-or-kill orders, just kill orders.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

There is no "daytrade margin" and "overnight margin" for Chuck Norris ... in fact he doesn't ever need to use margin, period.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

... and all of those failed setups that you guys constantly lose money on?

That's where Chuck told the market to go the "other way".

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Pissed about your stops getting hit all the time?

Don't be.

Chuck can see everyone's Stop, all the time, and giving him your money is getting off easy.

 

[daybyday]

Chuck Norris is why they call it afternoon CHOP