Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris went long on POT, now a dime bag cost $50.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Let's see a show of hands, how many of you guys this is the TOP (see chart).















Wrong.

We're at the top when Chuck says we're at the top.

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris bought the Dogs of the Dow, now chinese food just don't taste the same.

 

[amitman]

The recent drop and jump back in AAPL was the period when chuck sold his old iPod and bought a new iPhone

 

[ssblack]

There are no false breakouts or failed setups. There is only Chuck Norris.

 

[Red_Ink_inc]

Quote from Optionspoet:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.

He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I had heard it was an 8 of spades (from that Iraqi deck featuring Tariq Aziz), a 2 of clubs, a 6 of hearts, an actual green card issued by the INS, and an Omar Vizquel rookie card.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck never writes a check that he can't cash.

 

[jnbadger]

I think it shows that this thread has some validity due to the fact that it hasn't been moved to chit chat.

Well..then..Chuck wouldn't have allowed it anyway.

 

[mogul]

Chuck Norris doesn't average losers. Chuck is never average.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from mogul:

Chuck Norris doesn't average losers. Chuck is never average.

... and Chuck never has losers.