Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[nyxtrader]

I got this from the list, I thought it was funny.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[ssblack]

OptionsPoet is easily the winner in this thread.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from ssblack:

OptionsPoet is easily the winner in this thread.

Wrong

The ONLY winner ever is Chuck Norris ... and you'd damn well better believe it!

 

[ssblack]

LOL, touche!

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris mother is a bagholder.

 

[frank grimes]

I and (CHUCK n.) feel a short term top is in....next stop 1275.....whos with us???

 

[CaliforniaKid23]

Chuck Norris started trading with $0 in his account, and his broker knew Chuck would be profitable right away. He made most of his money selling naked puts, he will never be assigned because he is Chuck Norris.

 

[jjk2]

Quote from MR.NBBO:

Maybe you're not bright enough to catch the "jest" in all of this, as it is half the point, well...all of it, actually.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jest

-Just to help out the sheeple who don't get all of this.

-NBBO

 

[Nanook]

When Chuck Norris passes thru town companies tremble and split their stock. He's never been to Omaha... yet I hear he's on his way.

 

[NazSpaz]

Chuck Norris saw 'Elliot Wave', and he killed him.