Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[smilingsynic]

NO ONE piggybacks HIS trades.

They would not dare.

 

[TrueRange]

Chuck Norris` broker pays him for debit balances.

 

[DT-waw]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

[APA]

Quote from DT-waw:

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

THE BEST ONE MAN

 

[APA]

Quote from William Rennick:

If Chuck Norris would have been around, he would have been dropped on Hiroshima.

that's pretty good too

 

[maxpi]

Chuck Norric can take both sides of a trade and after he gets off the phone with his broker, both sides are profitable....

 

[nutmeg]

Mad money never gets mad at Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't ring the register. He is the register.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck Norris never paper-traded and was profitable from day one.

 

[MR.NBBO]

Quote from William Rennick:

If Chuck Norris would have been around, he would have been dropped on Hiroshima.

Chuck did indeed drop on Hiroshima. Chuck has always been around....but I assure you....on the Seventh day......Chuck did not rest, CHUCK NEVER RESTS.

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck Norris never hedges his bets, all of his trades are profitable all the time! :eek: