Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[bahdabing]

Chuck Norris is so tough, that when he kicks someone in the ass, a shoe store gets built there.

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris is a turtle. Pfftttt!

 

[olias]

when Chuck Norris completes a 'round turn', someone goes to the hospital.

 

[TraDaToR]

" Chuck Norris finds some trading terminologies unrelevant. Everything he does in options should be called a strangle"

 

[Nanook]

Wanna know why you are compelled to watch CNBC?: Chuck Norris Broadcast Corporation!

 

[EdgeHunter]

Chuck doesn't trade... all the exchanges send him a protection fee everyday...

 

[smilingsynic]

He IS the PPT.

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris is the PP in PPT.

 

[smilingsynic]

He takes delivery whenever he damn well pleases.

And if you piss him off, he have the corn, live hogs, and soybeans dumped in YOUR front lawn.

 

[smilingsynic]

He's the reason why there are no more SOES bandits.