Chuck Norris Trading Facts

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- Chuck Norris pair trades one instrument. The profitable leg's gain is always bigger than the other leg's loss.

 

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- Opening orders strategy traders believe they are profitable because they are on the specialist's side. They really have no clue who is on their side.

 

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- CDO means Chuck Debt Obligation. The funny fact is that Chuck never had any debt, but likes to see bank's write downs.

 

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- Chuck Norris decides at the end of the day in which currency his profits are banked.

 

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- FIFO was originally called CFICFO, they changed the name to let us hope ...

 

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- When Chuck was a specialist , he was providing a one sided market to spare time.

 

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- The posters of the P§L thread must be glad that Chuck cannot access it. He would feel betrayed and immediately "withdraw" their last year's profit.

 

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- Chuck Norris scalps exclusively via phone orders to the pit.

 

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- When Chuck Norris stares at the Order Book, it's considered "spoofing".

 

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- Chuck Norris once considered automated trading. The shit he wrote in one hour was not only predicting future prices, it was also polishing his boots, cutting his cigars and preparing glasses of cognac in the meantime.