Chuck Norris Trading Facts

MR.NBBO · May 15, 2008

With one mighty Karate chop, Chuck Norris invented the first stock split.

nutmeg · May 15, 2008

Chuck Norris is the Rump Ranger of the pink sheets.

Drock409 · May 15, 2008

Chuck Norris is Short Crude, Long Airlines and positive in all Trades

Div_Arb · May 15, 2008

Chuck Norris tosses salad like a death row inmate.

Chuck Norris can not only suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, he can suck the whole trailer down.

Chuck Norris can take an arse pounding from a Category 10 hurricane.

Chuck Norris can suck off twenty men, swallow, and ask what's for dinner.

Finally, the reason the gay marriage ban was overturned in California? You guessed it - Chuck Norris.

ChkitOut · May 15, 2008

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with Jack Hershey's charts.

Barth Vader · May 15, 2008

Chuck Norris uses Point and Figure charts for his trading.

He "points" to the price level he would like the market to be at...

And the rest of us "figure" how to trade the market to that price level.

William Rennick · May 16, 2008

Thats not a beard on Chuck Norris's face, its a hidden fist.

William Rennick · May 16, 2008

If Chuck Norris would have been around, he would have been dropped on Hiroshima.

tcosync · May 16, 2008

On Mar 10, 2000, when Nasdaq was at 5048, the trend made the mistake of calling Chuck Norris friend. He roundkicked Nasdaq's ass all the way down to 1300.

TraDaToR · May 16, 2008

- Chuck Norris does arbitrage in the markets, but with a whistle.

- When Chuck does arbs, the 2 instruments doesn't need to be correlated, they 'd better get correlated.