I know they have a Gamblers Anonymous. But do they have a Daytraders Anonymous?
"Hello, my name is Bob, and I'm a Tradaholic!"
Hi Bob! We're here for you. We support you. We've all been there.
Bob: "I love you guys!"
Remember, Bob, it's One Day At A Time
Bob: "Oh, man, I hated that show! Well, I hated The Facts Of Life and Joanie Loves Chachi Too. What the hell kind of a name is Chachi anyhow? Or Squiggy? I never could stand Laverne And Shirley either. Three's Company pretty much sucked too. Suzanne Somers wasn't even that hot if you watch it again in reruns. Actually Suzanne Somers got better looking as she got older. Maybe it's all those thighmasters and buttmasters. Buttmaster, can you believe they actually sell something with a name like that, and it's not a Gay S&M thing?"
Bob, we think you need some more alcohol. Come on over to the table, have as much as you want. It's good for you.