Trading While Drunk

Quote from vhehn:

"how stupid do you have to be to trade drunk or stoned. "

Not stupid at all; just wise enough and humble enough to want a second opinion, and then light up a fragrant reefer.
 
Trading on beer: too many accidents
Trading on bud: too busy looking for grub/listening to P. Floyd
Trading on coke: too many trades
Trading on ecstasy: too busy caressing the mouse
Trading on shrooms: too much philosophising
Trading on acid: ...visions of Johanna dancing through my head...
 
trading on Haldol......zzzzzz
trading on Viagra........too busy with yourself to trade
trading on Ritalin.....might be a big improvement? No more attention deficit to blame for losses.

:D
 
Trading on dust: already too many on wall street jumping from windows
Trading on heroin: carpal tunnel in the right, amputate the left
Trading on opium: quickly turns to poetry on opium
Trading on cokeII: f*&k trading let's get another 8ball!
Trading on percosett: mellow...mellow...AMZN...mellow...
Trading on paint fumes: What's going up today: Behr no, Benjamin Moore no wait, Sherwin Williams yeah..no , Ralph Lauren...
 
Trading on heroin - buy high & sell low, just to see if it feels different
Trading on PCP - what's the whole point with this money thing anyway?
Trading on coke - lots of broken PC monitors
Trading on shrooms - Why is my monitor staring at me like that - does it know something that I don't?
Trading on LSD - "So, Mr. Buffett, you agree that I should short Nortel?"
 
Quote from ElectricSavant:

Hey...have you folks tried that new low carb beer by micholob?

Michael B.
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Why? Does it say 'for traders' on the bottle?:D
 
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