Quote from GermanTrader:
Athiest: There are no absolutes.
Christian: Are you absolutely sure?
Athiest: Not really.
Christian: What about God?
Athiest: There is no God. I am the God of my own universe. I decide what is right and wrong for me.
Christian: I am glad to hear it, because I am going to kill you.
Athiest: You can't do that!
Christian: Oh, sure I can. You see, I am the God of my own universe, and I have decided that it's OK for me to do that.
Athiest: That's just really wrong.
Christian: How can something be really wrong if there is no God and no absolutes?
Athiest: Because my experience and knowledge tells me so.
Christian: Do you know everything there is to know?
Athiest: No.
Christian: Do you know half of everything?
Athiest: No.
Christian: Do you know 10% of everything?
Athiest: Well, no.
Christian: Is it possible that God is in the 90% that you don't know?
Athiest: I don't know.
LOL Like it. Bet 777 thinks God's a fairystory too.
