Sneaky green f*cker. We know your a fake, kermit-frogs have round cornea's, only toads have weird slit type cornea's.
Right, back to one of my favorite topics, irony.
Humankind, everyone raced to establish the first clear photographs; it wasn't an easy process, with camera shrouds, magnesium flare flashes and hoping the subject stayed still long enough for a decent shot.
100+ years later........some asshole decides, shaky camera footage provides an element of realism, despite overwhelming consumer negativity; they use it in advertisements, in movies, such as the appalling paul greengrass's bourne movie, even worse, its invaded commercial television, to the extent every half witted ass clown with a camera thinks "shaky" to the extent you cant see whats happening at all,
the "handheld" feel of your self running down the street filming some crap with a fucking camera phone, suddenly, is all it takes to make a fucking pilot, and god forbid the series is flailing-shaky camera !!!!!!! Fantastic.
Eye blurring visual camera "ringtones", utter crap television, which might have been passable-but for the epilepsy inducing, vertigo motion sickness of "shaky " realism.
Here's the tip-EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES IT, stop doing it.
If you cant tell a goddamn story, without some star wars style action shaking in a car, , or the ubiquitous mega shaky camera in chase or shootem-up scenes, if you CANT film a dramatic CSI sequence WITHOUT the obvious feel of some asshole hovering around with a camcorder and no tripod, STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
There are anti shake software's now that you wouldn't believe.
Consumers waited there whole damn lives, for such remarkable technology-turning an amateur into a pro, overnight.
So, what do networks do?
Not singling out the CSI franchise, but.......maybe, just maybe, occasionally, you would think, some of these crime scenes-they could, maybe , to supplement there mag lights, turn the effing lights on? No?
Not to mention, the breathless, anticipatory adverts for this crapola......."Who, gets murdered, NEXT?"
"Will they, c-a-t-c-h, the kill-er?" She breathlessly asks, like anyone gives a fuck.
Murder porn, the current mainstay of commercial networks.
Makes me fucking sick, they can get away with this disgusting glorification of -pretend violence, in this instance, not that the gross exploitation of supposedly "real life" drama is much worse, at least it isn't normally advertised in such husky tones.
Commercial television's days are numbered, when the best they can do is pump out pulp crime trash ad-nauseum.
I guess, that, is my thought for the day.
And watch your ass Kermit-were onto you, sneaky green m***ka.