Screwed Up News Headlines

DrawDown · Jul 11, 2006

Bush condemns Israeli president in deadly sex scandal.

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DrawDown · Jul 11, 2006

Indonesia suffers worst police dogs in century - Bush condemns Complaint.

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Rearden Metal · Jul 11, 2006

That thing you do with captioning pictures is much funnier.

DrawDown · Jul 12, 2006

State Dept. hunt for clues killing 20 coach North Korea after Iraq gunmen eyes land-water vehicle testing win - Live video.

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Ivanovich · Jul 12, 2006

I'm sure they'd be much more entertaining if you made them grammatically correct when you altered them.

DrawDown · Jul 14, 2006

G-8 seeks to honor terrorists rebels says Japan must rein in New bear sluggers; 16 killed in clash.

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DrawDown · Jul 15, 2006

Israel steps on old PCs.

N. Korea fierce assault on U.S. Senate Arab viewers.

Microsoft gives struggle for blocking Foreign media to win Lebanon suburbs.

U.S. rejects global new lease on life costly.

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DrawDown · Jul 16, 2006

Bush, FDA panel battle 30 bionic hostages of Hezbollah in California - 6 more than freed seek huge NYC Man in Iraq.

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DrawDown · Jul 16, 2006

U.S. kills 787 at Big Dig ramp has another good night vows to continue bombs raids after anti-Golf problems.

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DrawDown · Jul 18, 2006

faraway Israelis say Bush faces uphill battle after 341 dead, 53 dead, 229 missing to reduce Gay webcasts to cut Bush cell.

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(it's too early for this)