Screwed Up News Headlines

DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

I've had it with news headlines.

All of the news headlines that I am posting here can be seen on Yahoo's main page.

I... modified them slightly by blending them.

Following will be the screwed up news headlines.

Spacewalkers help Ebola wipe out gorillas gas.

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DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

China delegation killed in blast visits Treasury chief to repair injured leg in space.

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DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

Ex-Goldman exec appeals for unity amid Baghdad turmoil.

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Longhorns · Jul 10, 2006

Bit bored today Coinz?

DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

... a new low.

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DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

U.N. found online rebel gecko attacks behind North Korea clinical trials delays vote on resolution as Getty volunteers cancer in Kansas.

*shrug*

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DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

Potential perfect wife disaster Rice probed on eruption in school attack over violence says Iraq Judge.

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DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

Notorious 103-inch long missile of Al-Qaida rebel killed British political activist in Washington video shows.

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Gordon Gekko · Jul 10, 2006

there are a bunch of books by jay leno full of real but funny headlines

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_4/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_5/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

DrawDown · Jul 10, 2006

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

there are a bunch of books by jay leno full of real but funny headlines

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_4/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_5/102-0438991-0807356?v=glance&s=books

Thanks, GG!

Now I just gotta host the Tonight Show.

$25ml/yr.

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