Nothing a temperature tax won't fix. Here's how it works and it's all based on science, no politics. A worldwide tax is imposed based on average annual temperature. Starts at zero for 2016. If the world wide average annual temp goes up one degree the temperature tax rate goes up to 1% for everybody. If it goes down 1 degree the tax rate goes down 1%. Adjusted every year. All the revenue from the tax is then given to the coldest country to reward them for doing something right.