Jokes 2

nutmeg · Mar 22, 2013

One time I was looking for a spot to park my truck to eat lunch. I pulled around this warehouse, turned a corner to a dead end facing a picinic table with two black guys eating banana's. I looked at my helper put the truck in reverse and got the hell out of there with all due respect.

fhl · Mar 22, 2013

I knew that UPS guy was a weird dude when he asked me "can i watch you open it?"

nutmeg · Mar 22, 2013

Quote from fhl:

I knew that UPS guy was a weird dude when he asked

I hear ya. The UPS guy said "I have a package for your neighbor." I said, "I'm not him".

fhl · Mar 22, 2013

Young girls these days have some of the goofiest names.

I like the old style names for girls. The ones that really demand respect. The few, the proud, the Maureens.

flytiger · Mar 22, 2013

Quote from fhl:

Young girls these days have some of the goofiest names.

I like the old style names for girls. The ones that really demand respect. The few, the proud, the Maureens.

Groan........ Problem is, I laugh at this shit. LOL

nutmeg · Mar 22, 2013

Quote from flytiger:

Groan........ Problem is, I laugh at this shit. LOL

Ditto. That was a good one.

Yannis · Mar 23, 2013

Occupy Monkey Lab

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Humpy · Mar 23, 2013

Bob Geldorf's daughter has a funny one but I've forgotten it.
Is it Temperence ?

Humpy · Mar 23, 2013

Quote from Humpy:

Bob Geldorf's daughter has a funny one but I've forgotten it.
Is it Temperence ?

I think it may be Peaches.

Posh & Becks's kid .....forgotten that one too

fhl · Mar 23, 2013

My wife and I have decided to adopt a highway, since we have unfortunately been unable to have a biological highway.