Jokes 2

[fhl]

My wife made a mistake with a comma in a message to me and now she's having colon problems. And I thought it was just her periods that caused trouble.

 

[TGregg]

Quote from nutmeg:

One Christmas... everyone very busy unwrapping, I wrapped my grandaughter coat gloves and just one boot that she wore over to the house. The other boot I left unwrapped. I'm handing her the stuff all wrapped up. She's opening these thing up and not quite catching on what is happening. Hmnnn.. where have I seen this stuff before...whooosh...

With any luck, we'll both get this and end up in the same rest home. Somebody will buy us one joke book and we'll spend our days telling eachother the same jokes over and over again. It'll be grand!

 

[nutmeg]

Have I posted the joke about Alzheimers before?

 

[gwb-trading]

Quote from nutmeg:

Have I posted the joke about Alzheimers before?

Post it twice and we will let you know.

 

[fhl]

Barney Frank hopes they change the marriage laws so he can get himself a Male Order Bride.

 

[hoodooman]

Franks thinks of himself as a wife. he said on the news that he had a husband.

 

[fhl]

I just threw out a bunch of old bananas because once they go black, i never go back.

 

[nutmeg]

What kind of man is Obama?


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[nutmeg]

Unwritten rule of the day,

don't make eye contact while eating a banana. ...

 

[nutmeg]

My girlfriend is a complete slut.

Whenever she ate a banana in public, she would put one hand behind her head.