Jokes 2

Quote from fhl:

My wife and I have decided to adopt a highway, since we have unfortunately been unable to have a biological highway.

My mom said I was born on the highway because thats where the most accidents happen.
 
I've agreed to the wife's fantasy to spend the night with a well endowed guy.

I'm thinking of the insurance broker down the street. If anyone has an endowment it will be him.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I was in the elevator with this cute girl yesterday.

She went down, and I got off. ....:cool: ...:D

OR

There was this girl in the elevator. I got in and went up and down, up and down etc.

:)
 
You know about gender reassignment ? Well this is true.
In the UK the guys when they go to court give their names as girl's names and when convicted get sent to female prisons. The politicians are working on the problem.
 
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