N nutmeg Dec 27, 2012 #11,251 Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits.
Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits.
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2012 #11,252 I get sick and tired of family asking me what the fat bastard with beard got me for christmas. The wife gets me the same things every year.
I get sick and tired of family asking me what the fat bastard with beard got me for christmas. The wife gets me the same things every year.
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2012 #11,253 Quote from fhl: I like to shop at Walmart because when I go to Target, I feel like I have to take a shower before I go there. More... good one, only one problem though. The class of people I know, always ask me to explain it. Oi.
Quote from fhl: I like to shop at Walmart because when I go to Target, I feel like I have to take a shower before I go there. More... good one, only one problem though. The class of people I know, always ask me to explain it. Oi.
F fhl Dec 28, 2012 #11,254 Scientists have shown that putting the phrase "scientists have shown" before any statement will make people fall for it.
Scientists have shown that putting the phrase "scientists have shown" before any statement will make people fall for it.
F fhl Dec 28, 2012 #11,255 It's so cold in DC today that Harry Reid is keeping his hands in his own pockets.
F fhl Dec 28, 2012 #11,256 It makes me uncomfortable when my wife walks into Subway and asks for a 12 inch Italian.
F fhl Dec 28, 2012 #11,257 My new years resolution was going to be to quit drinking, but you know what? I can't do it. Because <b>i'm no quitter</b>!
My new years resolution was going to be to quit drinking, but you know what? I can't do it. Because <b>i'm no quitter</b>!
TGregg Dec 28, 2012 #11,258 Quote from fhl: My new years resolution was going to be to quit drinking, but you know what? I can't do it. Because <b>i'm no quitter</b>! More... I gave up quitting years ago.
Quote from fhl: My new years resolution was going to be to quit drinking, but you know what? I can't do it. Because <b>i'm no quitter</b>! More... I gave up quitting years ago.
F fhl Dec 28, 2012 #11,259 I've found that to tell a really good joke, it is an absolute must to pay great attention to detale!
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2012 #11,260 I asked my wife if she believed in reincarnation. "Well not really." She replied, "But it's alright on fruit salad."
I asked my wife if she believed in reincarnation. "Well not really." She replied, "But it's alright on fruit salad."
