Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

I asked my wife if she believed in reincarnation.

"Well not really." She replied, "But it's alright on fruit salad."

"What? You married her?"

"Uhmnnn, well yea."

" I took a friend's advice and after a one night stand I gave her a fake number. It didn't work though she knew what all of the numbers looked like."

 

[nutmeg]

Coming out of the closet is way less messy than coming in the closet...

 

[Humpy]

 

[fhl]

Is it normal for your right testicle to be bigger than your other two?

 

[nutmeg]

I'm sorry... We all have an Aunt Helen........

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[fhl]

If I could go back in time, sure i'd try to kill Hitler, but first i'd have an ice cold coca cola classic.

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[nutmeg]

Sometimes it feels like my girlfriends pussy is being held hostage by a crazy bitch, and my mission in life is to rescue it so we can be together...

 

[nutmeg]

My new girfriend gave me a 30 second blow job last night:

"That was great" I said, "I just wish it was longer."

She said, "me too, my nose is killing."

 

[nutmeg]

My main hope for 2004 is to clear up my dementia issues.

 

[Yannis]

Happy New Year Everybody!

In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a groundhog.