Jokes 2

[trendlover]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...licopter-killed-car.html?ICO=most_read_module

This make me laugh but is not funny the man's cat die.

 

[nutmeg]

Zuckenfreude

 

[nutmeg]

A little old lady takes her dead cats to a taxidermist to be stuffed. "Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.

"Oooo no...." says the lady, "just snuggled up next to each other."

 

[nutmeg]

My wife's got a pair of fake tits.

Our taxidermist still insists they are actually finches.

 

[fhl]

Let's eat grandpa.

Let's eat, grandpa.

Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

Especially in Miami.

 

[nutmeg]

An apostrophe is the difference between a business that should know its shit, and a business that should know it's shit.

 

[nutmeg]

Hey...

When you have friends come for dinner, it's a very different evening if you add an apostrophe...

 

[JAGUARBONE]

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Florida, I decided to have my next one done while visiting friends in California, where the beautiful nurses were supposed to be much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Moral: Don't get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco .

 

[nutmeg]

re; nyc large soda ban

" I almost got a ticket for buying a jumbo coke, but the cop couldn't fit through the theater door."

 

[JAGUARBONE]

Quote from nutmeg:

re; nyc large soda ban

" I almost got a ticket for buying a jumbo coke, but the cop couldn't fit through the theater door."

COOL - TIME TO LIGHT UP THE DOOBIE.