Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, donât deal in lies,
Or being hated, donât give way to hating,
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Now if "ifs" and "ands" were "pots" and "pans".
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Pots, you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs pans blaming it on you,
pots you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
pots you can wait pans not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, donât deal in lies,
Or being hated, donât give way to hating,
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Well...
Thats little writing exeercise didn't work out as well as I thought.
Hardly makes any sense at all. I can understand people losing thier "pans" and blaming it on me. But the rest is shit unless your name is Pots.
Oh well, thanks for attending.
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, donât deal in lies,
Or being hated, donât give way to hating,
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Now if "ifs" and "ands" were "pots" and "pans".
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Pots, you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs pans blaming it on you,
pots you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
pots you can wait pans not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, donât deal in lies,
Or being hated, donât give way to hating,
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Well...
Thats little writing exeercise didn't work out as well as I thought.
Hardly makes any sense at all. I can understand people losing thier "pans" and blaming it on me. But the rest is shit unless your name is Pots.
Oh well, thanks for attending.
Which Reminds Me
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I once saw a review of some local store and the person wrote about how they liked going there when they didn't feel like "getting all dressed up to go to Walmart".
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