Jokes 2

Quote from nutmeg:

Uh oh!........ Red Alert....:cool: Airplane joke.....


As a combat pilot, I'm trained to escape from the plane whenever I get into difficulties. My problem is that I do it before I get into any sort of difficulties whatsoever.

I'm a premature ejectulator.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Little Nutmeg was sitting in the class one morning when the teacher asked, "if you have six apples, and I take away two apples, how many apples do you have left?"

Nutmeg raised his hand, but the teacher called on Suzy.

"You'd have four apples left, Miss Spencer," Suzy said.

"That's correct," said the teacher.

But Nutmeg was pissed because he had a hilarious response for the teacher that had something to do with the teacher having small tits.

I have sooooo been there!

(yes, I'm going back reading all this glorious history I missed in the making)
 
The Ultimate Ethnic Joke...........

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . . . . . walk into a very fine restaurant.



"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai.

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:D
 
Quote from fhl:

Think about how stupid the average ET poster is.

Then think about the fact that half of them are stupider than that.

:eek: :D
Can a stupid man understand he's stupid? If not, but he says he does, does that make him stupid or smart? If smart, should we reconsider this line of questioning? :)

Which reminds me the story of the wise old man who discovered that the water well of his village made the villagers crazy... but he loved them so much that he drank from it anyway... :D
 
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