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Because his posts amuse me:

Quote from bearice:

Because of some genetic mutation today people are getting weak and sex crazy or sex maniacs. This is the reason today porn and prostitution rules majority of people in world society.

Rotten big breasts or rotten big boobs of porns stars and prostitutes is some disease or genetic mutation.

Rotten big penis of male porns stars is some disease or genetic mutation.

20 years back my friend said to me "penis of men who visit prostitutes are infested with worms". Now I understood what he meant.

Everybody watch some porn websites or sex videos to know what is going on in the world.
 
Some history:

In 1872, the muslims introduced the concept of using a goat intestine as a condom. In 1873, Britain improved on the concept and actually removed the intestine from the Goat first.
 
I always wanted to be involved in professional sports, but I'm not tall enough for the nba, not strong enough for the nfl, and i've got 20/20 vision, so I can't be a referee.
 
I took a girl out to dinner tonight and when we'd finished she said, "I've had a lovely time, let's go Dutch."

I replied, "I've had a great time too, but I'm going to go French."

She said, "What's French?"

It was then I ran away from the restaurant.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I took a girl out to dinner tonight and when we'd finished she said, "I've had a lovely time, let's go Dutch."

I replied, "I've had a great time too, but I'm going to go French."

She said, "What's French?"

It was then I ran away from the restaurant.

rolf!
 
Obama To Speak On Jobs At 11:00 am

"Michelle has hired 2 servants and let me be clear, I'm getting a new caddy." ( a former GS employee).
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Obama To Speak On Jobs At 11:00 am

"Michelle has hired 2 servants and let me be clear, I'm getting a new caddy." ( a former GS employee).

Well now that we have the job situation under control we can move on to bigger and better things.
 
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