You forgot his famous cousin, Hudafak.
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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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You forgot his famous cousin, Hudafak.
I have just been informed Wikileaks is about to disclose that true identity of Hu's cousin.
"Mr. President, Chairman Hu's on the phone."
"Who?"
"Yes Mr. President"
"Huh? Who's on the phone?"
"Yes sir."
"Arafat? WTF, he's dead. He can't be on the phone."
"No, Mr. President, Hu's on the phone."
"I don't know who's on the phone, I didn't answer it."
"Sure you do - I told you Hu's on the phone."
"You told me who's on the phone?"
"Yes sir."
"Don't start that crap again with that dead guy! Look, I pick up that phone and say hello to who?"
"That's correct, sir."
"#@^%! Are you a Republican?"
"Who?"
"Yes Mr. President"
"Huh? Who's on the phone?"
"Yes sir."
"Arafat? WTF, he's dead. He can't be on the phone."
"No, Mr. President, Hu's on the phone."
"I don't know who's on the phone, I didn't answer it."
"Sure you do - I told you Hu's on the phone."
"You told me who's on the phone?"
"Yes sir."
"Don't start that crap again with that dead guy! Look, I pick up that phone and say hello to who?"
"That's correct, sir."
"#@^%! Are you a Republican?"
The official ceremony signifying the end of the state dinner will consist of a server wearing white gloves bringing President Obama the check on a gold plated serving tray, Timothy Geithner will commence recommending raising the debt ceiling, and Joe Biden will then ceremoniously borrow the money from Hu to cover the bill.
