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"We want to sell you all kinds of stuff," Obama told Hu. "We want to sell you planes, we want to sell you cars, we want to sell you software...

To which Hu replied " I hear ya, we are up to our ying yang in bonds"
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I didnt know who the Chinese President was, so I looked him up in who's Hu.
 
During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me.

"Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?"

"Yes, I am," I answered.

"What state are you from?" she asked.

"Texas, " I replied proudly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said, obviously disappointed. "I was hoping to find someone to help me with my English."
 
So anyways.... while I was in the department store in China I bought a pair of shoes.

I looked on the sole and it said 'made around the corner.'
 
I was sitting in the park at lunchtime, eating my sandwich, when a jogger ran past me. I stared in utter amazement at the size of them tits, bouncing up and down when I thought to myself....


.....Poor guy.
 
The Chinese president will later travel to Chicago and meet with Mayor Daley. Hu is also expected to be introduced to some of the city’s voters — no word yet at which cemetery.
 
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