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Brilliant
Brilliant
I can have sex with a woman for free, and it's legal.
In order to get her to have sex with me, I can buy her drinks and dinner, and it still remains legal.
However, if I pay a woman to have sex with me, it becomes illegal.
But, if I pay a woman to have sex with me on camera, and distribute copies for it for profit, it suddenly becomes legal again.
Wtf.
In order to get her to have sex with me, I can buy her drinks and dinner, and it still remains legal.
However, if I pay a woman to have sex with me, it becomes illegal.
But, if I pay a woman to have sex with me on camera, and distribute copies for it for profit, it suddenly becomes legal again.
Wtf.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Everytime someone tells a hunting joke, it reminds me of a rabbit hunting joke that remind me of how I trade, while I hunt that joke down hope this contains your suspense.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing
(Sheeet, probably have to be an old timer to play off this joke, I don't even know if westing house makes reefers anymore)
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing
(Sheeet, probably have to be an old timer to play off this joke, I don't even know if westing house makes reefers anymore)
The Chinese have a proverb about a rabbit, related to trading.
A hunter is a hunting rabbits and walks by a stump and decides to sit down on the stump and have a cup of coffee and a cigarette when suddenly a rabbit runs into the stump and is killed.
The lucky hunter picks up the rabbit for his dinner.
However, every day from then on, he no longer hunts in the fields, but simply sits on the stump, waiting for another rabbit to run into the stump.
A hunter is a hunting rabbits and walks by a stump and decides to sit down on the stump and have a cup of coffee and a cigarette when suddenly a rabbit runs into the stump and is killed.
The lucky hunter picks up the rabbit for his dinner.
However, every day from then on, he no longer hunts in the fields, but simply sits on the stump, waiting for another rabbit to run into the stump.
Quote from nutmeg:
Everytime someone tells a hunting joke, it reminds me of a rabbit hunting joke that remind me of how I trade, while I hunt that joke down hope this contains your suspense.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing
(Sheeet, probably have to be an old timer to play off this joke, I don't even know if westing house makes reefers anymore)
Another one like this, and the guy in the previous joke will shoot you.