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Bush was in office he would do anything for oil , even go to war.

Obama comes into office and millions of gallons just washes up on his doorstep.
 
The Greek Debt

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I really can't get over people who don't realize that the Bible covers every topic you can think of. Even constipation.

1 Cain wasn't Abel

2 King David sat on the throne for forty years

3 Solomon - neither heaven nor earth could move him
 
I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the
government, health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the
federal deficit, Iraq , Afghanistan , global warming, my savings, Social
Security, credit card debt, oil spills, teabaggers... I finally called the Suicide Hotline.


I got a call center in Pakistan , and told them I was feeling suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
 
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