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Quote from nutmeg:

"...a diet that consists predominantly of potatoes leads to the use of liquor"...
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While a diet consisting predominantly of french fries leads to the use of liqueur? :)
 
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Obama Tells UK No Hard Feelings over BP Oil Spill
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Meanwhile back at the dividend ranch........it's a dark and stormy night.... widows and orphans are waiting for an ass kicking....

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Talking with old people is like constantly having a bad cell connection.

Yes, the one thing that truly makes my wife sleepy is an erection. Hey-oh!

Heckled Christian Rock Band Knows How Jesus Felt

I once stole a sign that said “not responsible for lost or stolen items.” then i lost it. (not my responsibility.)

Burger King's burgers never look like I expect them to but, their workers do.

Convenience stores cater to all vices - Booze, Cigarettes, Porn, Junk food, Weed...well, you have to go BEHIND the store to buy the weed.

When in roam, watch out for those hidden charges.

Don't ever give up unless it is hopeless.

Obama To Create 17 New Jobs By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant

Yo momma's so fat, tinyurl.com was like, "Even I can't make that bitch smaller!"

Just saw commercials for The Karate Kid and The A-Team. Since it's apparently 1984, I am really looking forward to experimenting with weed.

On this day in 1626, Manhattan was sold for $24. Today, you can buy a Manhattan for $24 at most places on the island.
 
My doctor said I'd sleep better if I stop drinking coffee and alcohol. He's probably right. Most days that's the only reason I get up.
 
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