I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the
government, health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the
federal deficit, Iraq , Afghanistan , global warming, my savings, Social
Security, credit card debt, oil spills, teabaggers... I finally called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and told them I was feeling suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!