Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Confucious say... "Man who walk through turnstile backward going to Bangkok."

 

[nutmeg]

In Soviet America, banks rob people because that is where the money is!

 

[Yannis]

Quote from nutmeg:

In Soviet America...

Not yet, man, that will be after Tuesday

 

[fhl]

I had sex with this girl I met at a club last night. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.

Rohypnol and chloroform.

 

[nutmeg]

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

 

[nutmeg]

A molecule that is not ionized is unionized.

 

[nutmeg]

The only thing I remember from Chemistry was not to lick the spoon.

 

[Yannis]

AirTraffic: Very Interesting

Put together by a team of Swiss engineers. Each dot represents a specific airplane as it travels to its destination. A 24-hour timeframe has been compressed to fit into this 1-minute video clip. Look what happens as the time passes and day/night rise in each part of the globe.

http://radar.zhaw.ch/resources/airtraffic.wmv

Of course the F-117 Nighthawks or B2 Stealth Bombers cannot be seen in this piece.

 

[fhl]

President Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from Yannis:

AirTraffic: Very Interesting

Put together by a team of Swiss engineers. Each dot represents a specific airplane as it travels to its destination. A 24-hour timeframe has been compressed to fit into this 1-minute video clip. Look what happens as the time passes and day/night rise in each part of the globe.

http://radar.zhaw.ch/resources/airtraffic.wmv

Of course the F-117 Nighthawks or B2 Stealth Bombers cannot be seen in this piece.

Wow.