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Quote from CaptainObvious:

Friends:
There were probably many, many times this past year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the posts I write. So today I just wanted to tell you....














Tough Shit! There are no changes scheduled for 2009!
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Hey Captain! That was soooo Obvious... :) :) :)
 
Quote from Optionpro007:

Never heard anything more mean and unkind. Lord have mercy....
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Ya' gotta' lighten up my man. It was a joke. Actually it was an e-mail I received and I edited the word e-mails and put in posts.
 
To my kids,

There were probably many, many times this past year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves because I'm your father. So today I just wanted to tell you....


Tough Shit! There are no changes scheduled for 2009!



Of course, I don't talk to my wife like that.
 
A bear fund suicide.



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Quote from CaptainObvious:

Ya' gotta' lighten up my man. It was a joke. Actually it was an e-mail I received and I edited the word e-mails and put in posts.
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I was kidding with you brother......we are in the joke thread.....:)

And I think the Lord will also forgive your sense of humor....

that was funny.
 
Speaking Of What To Do Better

You know the little plaque that many large trucks have in the back, that reads something like: "How is my driving? Call 1800-...-...."

I saw one the other day that I thought was funny: "How is my driving? Call 1800-EAT-SHIT"

:) :) :)
 
The jerky boys had a phone call re 1- 800 number. The operator answers the phone and asks for the number off the truck. He starts reading off the mfg number on the axle. He just got ran over.
 
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