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The President, Ben and Hank were flying on a helicopter.
George looked at Hank, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Ben shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $1000.00 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Paulson added, "That being the case, I could throw 700 billion dollars
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
George looked at Hank, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Ben shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $1000.00 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Paulson added, "That being the case, I could throw 700 billion dollars
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
You Might be an Internet Hobo if:
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money.
You have more than one degree from an online university.
Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords.
Your space is My-space.
You think a vacation is Googleâs earth.
Your 15 minutes of fame is on You-tube.
Road rage means a dial up connection.
You hear your kids say "the snail man's here!"
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money.
You have more than one degree from an online university.
Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords.
Your space is My-space.
You think a vacation is Googleâs earth.
Your 15 minutes of fame is on You-tube.
Road rage means a dial up connection.
You hear your kids say "the snail man's here!"