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Quote from nutmeg:

"If you scream I'll kill you."
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LOL funny.

That's the bit about the caller to those playboy channels.....

"Ah kilt a girl looked a lot like you once."
 
Quote from flytiger:

LOL funny.

That's the bit about the caller to those playboy channels.....

"Ah kilt a girl looked a lot like you once."
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Yours is better.:D :D
 
"Can I borrow your cell phone.? I'd like to call your Mother and thank her."

"Can we call your mom for a threesome?"

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I wrote a piano score for a movie, would you like to see the movie?
 
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're tits are beautiful"

And an oldie:

Him: Hey sweetheart, you want to go to a party?
Her: Sure, where's it at??
Him: In your mouth..everyone's cumming.
 
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