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Love Those Lawyers

A butcher saw a lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Sir, what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?
The lawyer answered: why? of course, I’d make the owner pay for it!
The butcher continued: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dogthat stole my meat.
The lawyer replied: very well then, just deduct the $15 from the $100 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $85 the next time I pass by here!

:) :) :)
 
Quote from Yannis:

Love Those Lawyers

A butcher saw a lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Sir, what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?
The lawyer answered: why? of course, I’d make the owner pay for it!
The butcher continued: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dogthat stole my meat.
The lawyer replied: very well then, just deduct the $15 from the $100 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $85 the next time I pass by here!

:) :) :)

with material like this, how can they cancel the Tonight Show for the writers' strike? And no selling our pick up lines to E Harmony.
 
A set of jumper cables with a particularly bad reputation walks into a bar and asks, "Do you serve jumper cables in here?"

"Yes", spoke the bartender, "but just don't start anything."
 
OK I'll just make one up.

A toilet bowl goes into a bar and says, " A round of free drinks for every one in the bar. Then the bartender says, "Can you pay for all those drinks" and the toilet bowl says.....................

Do I have to finish this thing:D
 
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