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When I was 12.


Mother asked me if I needed to see a doctor. She said that judging from my wastebasket it seemed that I had been blowing my nose a lot the past 6 years.
 
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Memories...

I remember the time when my 1st grade teacher asked me if I had any brothers. I lied and told her no, I'm an olny child... And she said "Thank goodness!”

:) :) :)
 
I took a shirt into the drycleaner.
Lady behind the counter says "Thanks, come again"
I replied "Its toothpaste, you fucking nosey bitch.
 
A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”

The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.”

The monk walked away.
 
Quote from fhl:

A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, �Make me one with everything.�

The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, �Change comes from within.�

The monk walked away.

:D
 
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