Jokes 2

A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.

"Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."

"I do?" questions the confused youngster.

"Sure," responds the dad,

"You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."

The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked,

"You mean like my other Daddy does?"
 
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And we all know who gave it to him…

:) :) :)
 

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I'm envisioning some future Gold Medal winner of the soon to be Chicago Olympics falling on hard times trying to hock his gold medal, and finding it, like some Franklin Mint Liberty Head knockoff, only clad in gold, Daley haven stolen the rest (or Blago, or Burris, or Jackson, or the Anointed One...).
 
Bodega story


Imran: “Can I help you, sir?”

Me: “Pack of cigarettes, please.” (hands me cigs)

Me: “Wait, I don’t want these ones.

Imran“Why? They’re Marlboro. Did you change your mind?”

Me: “No, I don’t want ones with this health warning about cigarettes causing impotency.”

Imran: “Ok. Do you want ’smoking harms those around you,’ or ’smoking causes testicular cancer?’”

Me: “Give me the ‘harms others’ ones.”
 
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