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There is a theory that expert economists should specialise a lot

In fact as the years go by they tend to know more and more about less and less;
until one fine day it suddenly dawns on them that they know practicaly everything about nothing
 
Quote from Humpy:

There is a theory that expert economists should specialise a lot

In fact as the years go by they tend to know more and more about less and less;
until one fine day it suddenly dawns on them that they know practicaly everything about nothing
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That also applies to how men take care of their hair :)
 
hey babe,
wanna come over to <i>myspace</i> and <i>twitter</i> my <i>yahoo</i> 'till I <i>google</i> all over your <i>facebook</i>?
 
Quote from fhl:

hey babe,
wanna come over to <i>myspace</i> and <i>twitter</i> my <i>yahoo</i> 'till I <i>google</i> all over your <i>facebook</i>?
More...

lol.

Running a farm on face book doesn't count as work experience on the resume, go figure.
 
A man picks up a girl at a party. They proceed to her place and things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes his hands again.

The girl says to him: "I bet you're a dentist."

Surprised he says: "That's correct, how did you know?"

"You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it."

After a few hours of playing around, she says: "You know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist."

"How can you tell?" he asks.

"I didn't feel a thing..."
 
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