Here's my house for sale -- any suggestions? Thx

TrailerParkTed said:
Ken in Vegas.

“…. Uh-huh, Funky Cold Medina
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm, okay, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'msaying, y'all? Ain't no plans with a man
Oh, yeah, Funky Cold Medina
Oh, it's too late, break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on, the Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for a Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
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100%.hahaha
 
That was a joke re vegas. Excellent ideas for improvement Iin mls listing and photos, thx! I'll work in it. It's a total bargain at 550.... :D
 
KCalhoun said:
That was a joke re vegas. Excellent ideas for improvement Iin mls listing and photos, thx! I'll work in it. It's a total bargain at 550.... :D
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And get a new agent!! Six viewings and no offerings? She is not doing her job!! I don't give a s*** how high the interest rate is. Your 4-bedroom 4-bathroom property in a well-sought-after area in Colorado is a family magnet. There is no way you wouldn't receive offers.
 
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TreeFrogTrader said:
I am just posting this article here so that Ken can stay inspired about his move to Las Vegas.

Just remember: "A man is as young as the women he feels."

Lookin' out for you, Ken.



I’m half my boyfriend’s age — of course I’m a gold digger, no one is digging for pebbles


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Wait until she drains all his money dry and leaves him on a hospital bed drowning in debt to pay for surgeries. You need to be careful with women who refer to people as pebbles just because they don't have money. Hope Ken finds women who are more sensible and decent.
 
TheDawn said:
Wait until she drains all his money dry and leaves him on a hospital bed drowning in debt to pay for surgeries. You need to be careful with women who refer to people as pebbles just because they don't have money. Hope Ken finds women who are more sensible and decent.
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Ken needs a hard headed woman...

 
TheDawn said:
Wait until she drains all his money dry and leaves him on a hospital bed drowning in debt to pay for surgeries. You need to be careful with women who refer to people as pebbles just because they don't have money. Hope Ken finds women who are more sensible and decent.
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Ken’s biggest concern is the Vegas beauties are skilled in his plumbing. He’s looking forward to being drained daily.
 
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