@KCalhoun Good luck big guy. Don't listen to the haters. You are loved more than you are hated!!! Can't wait for the pics of the girls you're going to be banging in Vegas.
Ken in Vegas.
“…. Uh-huh, Funky Cold Medina
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm, okay, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'msaying, y'all? Ain't no plans with a man
Oh, yeah, Funky Cold Medina
Oh, it's too late, break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on, the Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for a Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina