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[JamesL]

$800MM POWERBALL WINNER REVEALED - IDENTIFIED AS JAMES L**** FROM NJ


(my personal favorite)

 

[BSAM]

MONDAY'S SEASAW DOW RECOVERS IN LAST HOUR OF TRADING

 

[Max E.]

Quote from JamesL:

$800MM POWERBALL WINNER REVEALED - IDENTIFIED AS JAMES L**** FROM NJ


(my personal favorite)

This sounds a little better to me

$800MM POWERBALL WINNER REVEALED - IDENTIFIED AS JAMES L**** FROM NJ VOWS TO DONATE HIS WINNINGS TO MAX E. PAD

 

[BSAM]

Quote from Max E. Pad:

ERIC HOLDER FOUND GUILTY OF TREASON SENTENCED TO DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD

OBAMA SCARED SHITLESS

 

[BSAM]

MICHELLE OBAMA JOINS LIBERTARIAN PARTY

 

[BSAM]

CHRIS MATTHEWS JOINS TEA PARTY

 

[BSAM]

10 MORE BRAVE NSA EMPLOYEES STEP FORWARD WITH INFO ON SPYING

 

[BSAM]

TEA PARTY OFFERS PAYMENT FOR VERIFIABLE INFO ON GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION

 

[BSAM]

GEORGE WASHINGTON RISES FROM GRAVE, READS NEWSPAPER, CRAWLS BACK INTO GRAVE

 

[BSAM]

NIXON FOLLOWS GEORGE WASHINGTON EXAMPLE